Obama said unto the sea, peace, be still

In 2008 Senator Obama declared that his election would "cause the oceans to stop rising, and the planet to heal"*. Is this the narcissistic drivel of an ego maniacal mortal, or the revelation of a divine savior? In his defense N.A.S.A. claims global sea levels are a quarter of an inch lower than last summer. In my cynicism I would say "walk on water if you are truly god", preferably in the middle of the ocean. His swollen head would likely keep him from drowning, and he could probably propel himself all the way back to Kenya by wiggling those big ears. If he really desires to be worshiped as deity he should go to India. There they believe in a god named Ganesha who has the head of an elephant. Is it a coincidence they call this President O'Dumbo?

I hear all, and know all

*http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/promise-kept-sea-levels-fall-under-obama

When websites attack

You report, I decide.

"Attack Watch" was set up by the Obama administration so that the lies, and smears, floating around about the President could be monitored, and the individuals reprogrammed by Media Matters. Some have likened this to 1930's Germany where citizens were urged to turn in their neighbors. Unfortunately many people have taken this as an opportunity to mock the Commander in Chief posting things like: He is so thin skinned he shaves with an eraser. He should be called the Condemner in Chief because he always blames everyone for his failures. His wife Michelle spends more time overseas than Roman Polanski. His administration saved or created millions of food stamp recipients. The Presidents Blackberry isn't a phone, it's a reference to his hemorrhoid. Someone even tweeted Ronald Reagan may have been a child actor President, but Obama is just a child acting President. "Attack Watch" is turning out to be the largest collection of jokes about the reigning O'Bumbleclot**. We may not get economic relief, but at least we'll get comedic relief. Take his wife-PLEASE!

*http://www.attackwatch.com/
**Bumbleclot is a Jamaican curse word.

AfricAcorn

Acorn in Africa

President Obama's approval rating has sunk to a low of 38%*. I heard that Colonel Gadaffi had a higher approval rating and they blew up his compound, tried to kill his kids, and are forcing him to flee the country. He was offered safe haven by Robert Mugabe the President of Zimbabwe, and said if Obama needs asylum he is welcome also. It may not be Kenya, but it's still safer than Chicago. Besides they opened a new Acorn chapter and need a president.

*http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/08/gallup-fail-obamas-disapproval-rating-hits-all-time-high/

Raise the ceiling a brother approacheth

Repo man Wu Jintao at work.

Democrat Sheila Jackson Lee claims the only reason that Congress is making it difficult for Obama to raise the debt ceiling is because he's black*. This is in spite of the fact that he nearly ran up nearly 4 trillion on the nations credit card already. She might have a point though, after all how many brothers pay their bills on time anyway? You know I'm pretty sure I saw the repo man towing away air force one.

*http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/171807-sheila-jackson-lee-suggests-congress-complicating-debt-ceiling-because-obama-is-black