Emansculating

Thanks to metrosexuals we have mandals (mens sandals), mankini's (mens bikinis), and murses (mens purses). This insanity is so out of hand they are considering creating manxi thins, a maxi pad for men who suffer leakage from an infected prostate. I am so disgusted by all this I'm going to go cleanse myself with a Mansengill douche, put on my best Victoria's Secret silk manties, and then mansturbate.

Photo cropped due to
manstruation stains.

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