Times up

Hope my time doesn't expire in the
middle of my session.

In Germany hookers need to pay a tax to ply their wares so some genius had meters installed in red light districts*. I was wondering if they do it in a parked car do they have to pay two meters?

*http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/01/world/europe/01germany.html

Rabbi Yurin Trubble

Rabbi Yurin Trubble

A prominent N.Y. Rabbi was caught on tape in bed with a prostitute. His wife Amora had hired a private investigator, and is now taking him to court to ask for sole custody of their children. She asked "Since when are prostitutes Kosher"? The Rabbi exclaimed what's wrong with paying a few shekels to have someone play with your shmekel?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013542/Rabbi-Avraham-Rabinowich-caught-tape-bed-prostitute.html

Easier than voting them out.

I remember reading that prostitutes in Copenhagen were offering sex for free during the climate change summit*. No solid agreements were reached after all the negotiations. Why you ask? No agreements means more summits, more summits means more free sex. Free vacations to Denmark on the public's dime, and the taxpayers aren't the only ones they'll be screwing. Damn those prostitutes, they raise your body temperature and the earths. Well free sex is one way to get rid of those idiots in Washington, and it's even easier than voting them out.

* http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,665182,00.html