Broke back mounting

Is that a stimulus package in your pants?

The U.S. is one broke ass butthole of a Republic, and the proof is in the pudding. Semen pudding to be exact. It seems our taxes funded a study on the penis size of gays, and how it relates to their sexual health. It researched the all too important question who was on top, who was on the bottom, and why? With our mounting fiscal crisis the only time we should be concerned about who is getting the long end of the stick is when it's the taxpayer.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/07/18/nih-backed-study-examined-effects-penis-size-in-gay-community/