Polarized bears

Duh I shoulda brought a compass

In 2006 an Arctic scientist claimed he observed several drowned polar bears which ignited a firestorm among the global warming misfits. Now he is facing charges of scientific misconduct*, a euphemism for being a lying sack of shit. You may also remember the U.N. claimed the Himalayan glaciers would disappear by 2035**, another example of scientists talking out of their asses. Regardless of the alleged drowning incident one thing is sure, polar bear populations are either stable or rising. Between the blazing sun and reflective snow the only thing they need for survival is polarized sunglasses.

*http://news.yahoo.com/apnewsbreak-arctic-scientist-under-investigation-082217993.html
**http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2010/jan/20/himalayan-glaciers-melt-claims-false-ipcc