Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Summers eve at the beach

"Oh no they got a douche bag"
I remember hearing a while back that urine is a good antidote for cuts, burns, and bruises although anyone who has used it on their eyes or gums might disagree. Jellyfish stings have been a common occurence at beaches lately, and you may have considered peeing on it. Don't since it probably won't help*. Vinegar is a better alternative so if your girlfriend has a vaginal douche it will work fine. Just use it before she does.

*http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/07/22/7142878-urine-doesnt-ease-jellyfish-stings-after-all

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