Rise of the Mankey

There is a new horror movie playing that is based on the The Planet of the Apes series. Coincidentally there was also a recent study on the dangers of mixing animal and human D.N.A*. Scientists have already combined a gene from a fish with a tomato enabling the fruit to survive cold temperatures. This new hybrid is called a troutato. Next they plan on taking the brain cells of a human and implanting it into a simian resulting in a mankey. Their ultimate goal is to be able to splice a human brain into a President in the year 2012. I know it's currently considered science fiction, but they have already genetically joined a jackass and a Vice President quite successfully.

Gimme food stamps or I'll shoot.

*http://health.yahoo.net/news/s/ap/eu_med_animal_human_experiments