Ka-boob

The U.S. is warning that terrorists might be surgically placing bombs in their body as a means of getting them onto planes*. Recently Pamela Anderson was stopped at LAX because her boobs had more plastic than C4 explosives. A security officer said bombs that big could level the airport. She said she didn't realize it was crooked.

*http://news.yahoo.com/us-warning-airline-plot-implant-bombs-people-162151314.html