Sunday, August 21, 2011

Love thigh neighbor

Do you remember when 11 deep cover Russian spies were arrested*? One of their neighbors joked "how could they be spies when their hydrangeas were so beautiful"? Whether it's a Russian spy, a war criminal, or a mass murderer living next to you by the time the reporters show up you will be gushing "but they were so nice". So how can you know if a serial killer like John Wayne Gacy lives next to you? Thirty three people missing in your local area could be a warning sign. Strange odors might be another, and shoveling after dark should certainly set off an alarm. If you are a concerned citizen do not attempt to apprehend the dirt bag, that is a job for law enforcement. The truth is some people love thy neighbor, and others love to eat thy neighbor. I guess having you over for dinner isn't what it used to be.

Mmm, I'll have an open face sandwich for dinner
*http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jun/29/russian-spies-suburban-america

4 comments:

  1. Yes Dan, it's the new thing. With today's mixed neighborhoods, imagine the block party you could throw! You could start out by eating a little Mexican followed by a little soul food. Then, perhaps some Italian for the main course. We won't even talk about Richard...

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  2. Dan - hopefully you are not having Chinese tonight ... we will know if Sharon goes missing..lol...

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  3. I might enjoy a shish kabob or even a shish kebabra. But I guess everything would have to be cooked well done with this covered going around. But it sure beats the lines at the supermarket.

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