A story surfaced over the weekend concerning hillbillies living in Brooklyn's Prospect Park*. Apparently the miscreants were poaching wildlife, and cooking them over an open fire. Jethro Bodine was issued a ticket for illegal fishing and when questioned said "golly gee it's only cause there ain't no fish in the cement pond". His sister Elly May was arrested for crack possession, and her excuse was "everybody smokes crawdads, don't they"? Jed was arrested for discharging a firearm, and claimed he was looking for "black gold, Texas tea". Granny was the only one not taken into custody. Maybe because the police ran after they smelled her homemade possum stew.
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| Jethro turn right at Park Slope |
*http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/34/31/dtg_poachersbusted_2011_08_06_bk.html
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