When economists attack

Paul Krugman suggested an alien attack would get us out of our economic slump*. After thoughtful analysis I agree because it would energize the building sector as people would be needing underground bunkers. It would also remove millions of foreclosures as whole neighborhoods would be devastated by advanced laser weaponry, and finally millions of dead people would be a boon for funeral parlors and cemeteries. Only a Nobel Prize winning economist could come up with a plan that is truly shovel ready.



We came to invade Paul Krugman's anus because
he always approves a stimulus.

http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2011/08/15/krugman-you-know-what-would-bring-us-out-of-this-economic-slump-an-alien-attack/