A 5.9 magnitude earthquake hit the White House yesterday, but fortunately the President was off playing golf when it happened*. He immediately called his trusty Vice President to assess the damage. Joe said those damn tea party terrorists tried to blow up the capital. After finding out it wasn't a terrorist attack, but an earthquake Joe said oh those damn Chinese must be responsible. They're always drilling mines, and weakening the crust of the earth. I'm glad we stiffed them with those worthless treasury bonds. Now you know why the Chinese call him Shanghai Joe.
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| The Day After. Earthquake or another Hip Hop barbecue |
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