Hey buddy, can you spare a job?

While unemployment is over 9% it may seem inappropriate to condemn those who are serious about fixing the problem. However, while protesting at Wall Street is a constitutional right I'd like to offer some tips.

1) Carrying signs that say "Capitalism Sucks" doesn't help. Just ask the unemployed in any Communist country.
2) Don't get arrested! Getting a job is hard enough without you assaulting an officer and having a rap sheet.
3) Don't get videotaped destroying private property. I don't know why, but employers frown on that sort of thing.
4) Don't attack C.E.O.'s at their home, and kidnap their children. Unless you want a job at the prison laundry.




This guy is hoping for an E.M.T. job