Sunday, September 11, 2011

Sex by the numbers

Hey, we had an oral agreement..
A judge has ordered a Frenchman to pay his wife 10,000 Euros compensation for his failure to provide her with adequate sex*. Well I'm confused. If a man pays a woman to have sex with him it is illegal, but if he doesn't have sex with his wife it's illegal, and he has to pay her. According to this line of reasoning the only difference is that a wife is a documented prostitute, and the prostitute is an undocumented wife. Our country seems to be very lenient towards undocumented individuals lately, so maybe we should give them a break. Like Charlie Sheen says "Don't report them, support them"!**

Update: I am filing a class action lawsuit on behalf of all the men who have been denied adequate sex from their wives. The law office of Yank, Pullim, and Jerkem will be handling the case.


*http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/8741895/Frenchman-ordered-to-pay-wife-damages-for-lack-of-sex.html
** Charlie never said it, but I'm sure he thought it.

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