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Star of the new Broadway
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The "green" technology show goes on in spite of solar panel company bankruptcies, and failed business models thanks to it's artful director President Obama. The next act opens with L.E.D. lighting being forced on the ignorant drones formerly known as American citizens*. Scientific studies indicate it causes psychological problems and excessive hair growth*. This will turn us into a nation of psychotic Neantherdals as hairy as a mutated Chia pet. The only upside is students who are graduating college can find work as barbers. Imagine running up thousands of dollars in student loans just to get a job shaving bigfoot. They call this the "Recovery Act", but this whole play is a bomb.
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