Oingo Boingo Obama

Uncle Onyango take your sister and get
back in the closet!

President Barack Obama's uncle Onyango a.k.a. Oingo Boingo Obama has been arrested for drunk driving outside the Chicken Bone Saloon in Framingham Mass*. Like the chicken bones that pile up after an all you can eat wings contest there appear to be a number of skeletons in Obama's closet as well. First his aunt is here illegally, and his uncle had a deportation notice against him. Rather than deporting aliens our government would rather deport jobs instead. How about enforcing the law, and putting a damn lock on that closet!

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2011/08/29/20110829obama-uncle-arrested-dui.html
Oingo Boingo has nothing to do with Onyango, it just sounds better than his real name.