Obama said unto the sea, peace, be still

In 2008 Senator Obama declared that his election would "cause the oceans to stop rising, and the planet to heal"*. Is this the narcissistic drivel of an ego maniacal mortal, or the revelation of a divine savior? In his defense N.A.S.A. claims global sea levels are a quarter of an inch lower than last summer. In my cynicism I would say "walk on water if you are truly god", preferably in the middle of the ocean. His swollen head would likely keep him from drowning, and he could probably propel himself all the way back to Kenya by wiggling those big ears. If he really desires to be worshiped as deity he should go to India. There they believe in a god named Ganesha who has the head of an elephant. Is it a coincidence they call this President O'Dumbo?

I hear all, and know all

*http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/promise-kept-sea-levels-fall-under-obama